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10-second readForget Halloween. Forget haunted houses. Forget whatever nightmare factory Hollywood is cooking up next. If Bayern Munich players were horror movie villains, the Bundesliga would need a support group, a priest, and probably a few extra goalkeepers.
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Forget whatever nightmare factory Hollywood is cooking up next. If Bayern Munich players were horror movie villains, the Bundesliga would need a support group, a priest, and probably a few extra goalkeepers.
Let’s just say that facing this Bayern Munich squad would be less like playing a football match and more like starring in a horror franchise where nobody makes it to the sequel.
He floats into the final third, smiles at his helpless victims, and then proceeds to make their next 90 minutes a living nightmare. His vision is disturbingly good, his passing is frightening, and his ability to make defenders disappear is downright supernatural.
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- Bayern Munich
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